I AM A GAZELLE AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME

AND YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL
alt-j:

this cat looks like ron swanson

alt-j:

this cat looks like ron swanson

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via starspangledteacups)

catsbeaversandducks:

"… om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
*breathes*
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom…”

Photos via Sad and Useless 

discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

(Source: waterwhip, via gamerspirit)

youaresong:

sweater weather - the neighborhood

one love, one house

no shirts, no blouse

(via gamerspirit)

6 hours ago - 1533

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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: fuckjerry, via wonder-showzen)

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Don’t you listen to those smarty-pants assholes. They’re gonna have boring-ass lives. They’re gonna wish that they were you. You are cool .

(Source: poilcebox, via female--president)

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll

(Source: thr-ill, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.