I AM A GAZELLE AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME

AND YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

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operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

(Source: zozososoxoxo, via modified-mittens)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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another-loki-blog:

well he wasn’t lying about one thing

(via theclockworkharlequin)

zamii070:

chingyshinji:

I almost bought this for $5 at the dollar store

DO IT AND SEND IT TO ME

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via perks-of-being-chinese)

omocat:

hey everyone!! OMOCAT FALL collection was a great success! we are happy to announce that we had items sell out in just one day!! (some pictured above)

however, due to a technical issue, the shop system did not list all of our items in stock- meaning sold out items will be BACK IN STOCK tomorrow at midnight (or maybe even later today). be sure to check back!

if you have already ordered, your packages will be shipping out within the next few days (and should take about 4-5 days to arrive if you are U.S. domestic.) i hope you love it!!

in other news, OMOCAT will sadly not be able to release a WINTER LINE. i’m going to be working hardcore on OMORI and on a surprise for OCTOBER (it has nothing to do with halloween). however, we will have most of our old items restocked for the holiday season (sometime around november).

this collection was especially fun to bring to life and i’m so grateful to be able to keep doing what i’m doing. this career something i’ve dreamed of ever since i was a child, so thank you for making OMOCAT what it is today!!

until next time!  :)

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7, via halloweenjackconnell)

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ginger-pixie:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

 faig ahmeds Embroidered Art 

When you think of traditional carpets from Azerbaijan, the thought of contemporary art does not quickly spring to mind… but these beautiful, and modern works will change that. Faiq Ahmed, a native of the Eurasian nation, has taken his countries old-school art form and brought it beautifully into the current era, deconstructing the ancient process of weaving and adapting it to todays contemporary art forms.

omg omg omg

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fuu-kun:

Smackin’ dat ass.

fuu-kun:

Smackin’ dat ass.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)